Hello everyone! My name is Ah Bee and this is my first blog entry in my mummy/daddy’s blog. Hee hee. So excited to post here, I tell you! And please forgive me if I make mistakes about past tense and present tense or my English is bad. I have not gone to grammar school what. How you expect me to write perfect English right? And that’s me in the photo above! So smuck and handsome right? I am sitting in my crate waiting for my first outing! Yipppeee!

Upon my arrival, I got a few curious stares from people with small hands and legs. Mummy calls them “small children”. One little girl tried to run after me to grab my tail! I am so scared! Luckily Daddy is close by and fends off these small children away. Or else I will GGGRRRRR show them my awesome teeth!

And me in between my Daddy’s legs. I don’t know what he is trying to do. But he is really smelly – I’d tell you.

And me following Daddy Ah Toad as he walks me on the leash. Why is he walking me up and down the same spot? I think I look very thirsty after walking for so long! You see, puppies like me, cannot pay attention for too long.

And mummy and me standing far far away from the camera. You know why? I know why. I can read mummy’s mind – I tell you!

And that’s me! Still smuck and handsome after an hour walk. I like my face the best. Mummy always say I am a cute looking little schnauzer.

Why are they muzzling me up? I hate the bath-tub. I want to run away! Help me! I don’t want to be clean and smelling nice. I am just like Daddy!

I swear I am not going into the bathroom again. Remember my angry face!

So happy with my nice comfy bed and little banana squeaky toy. Daiso’s dog toys are AWESOME.

See I have so many toys! Mummy will buy me anything I fancy. I am a spoilt little brat… hee hee.

I’d promise not to bark before my food is served. I’d promise not to bark in the middle of the night. I’d promise not to pee and poo on the kitchen floor. I’d promise to cooperate with Mummy when she tries to clean my ears. I’d promise not to struggle during bath. And I’d promise not to escape out of the kitchen whenever the opportunity arises. I promise!